Wait, What Happened?
Carapace

Dear Regular Readers:

I know you're there. All, what, 10 of you? That's cool. I really appreciate it, even if you never comment (although I would LOVE it if you'd comment).

Only now I can't know you're there, because some freak occurrence just spiked my readership into the stratosphere for ONE DAY while I was out of town.

So now I am actively begging for any knowledge: What just happened?!? Whence cometh the brief influx of new readers? Was it a tech glitch? What, in short, the heck?

...None of them commented either, so I don't know! And I doubt they're the staying type. I like YOU, regular reader. Stick around, the plot's thicking.